Gentle Parenting Drop Out Crewneck
Gentle Parenting Drop Out Crewneck
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Slip into a cozy crewneck that speaks to the exhausted, honest humor of parenting. This medium-heavy sweatshirt has a soft, lived-in feel and features a vintage-inspired floral skull graphic that reads “Gentle Parenting Drop Out — Est. This Morning.” It’s the perfect throw-on for early school runs, slow coffee mornings, or late-night couch shifts when you’re doing your best—and laughing through the rest.
The classic crewneck shape and ribbed collar keep the fit clean and easy to layer with jeans, leggings, or a jacket. Reinforced double-needle stitching adds durability, while OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton keep it comfortable and soft wash after wash. The black base makes the dusty-pink floral artwork stand out without overpowering your outfit.
For parents with a sense of humor and a need for warmth, this sweatshirt delivers both in one honest, cozy piece.
Made from a 50/50 cotton–polyester blend with reinforced double-needle stitching, the sweatshirt balances durability with comfort. OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton give it a responsible edge, and the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. The black backdrop makes the dusty-pink floral and skull design pop without shouting. For parents who prefer humor with a side of realism, this sweatshirt feels like a shared eye-roll and a warm hug all at once.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar to hold its shape
- Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs for reinforced seams
- OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; tear-away label for comfort
- Embroidery and print placement options; DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints for clean detailing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Color may not be exactly as seen on screen due to screen resolution differences.
Sizing
Sizing
Mega scrunchies
Oversized in all ways! More scrunch to the fabric and looser fitting for extra thick hair. This is your go-to if you like a looser hold, have more hair to hold up and/or love the "mega scrunch" look!
Stretched opening size is approx. 9 inches.
Classic
The OG classic sized scrunchie. Great for most hair types for the perfect messy bun, pony tails and most styles.
Stretched opening size is approx. 7 inches.
Petite
If the "classic" shed some fabric - same elastic length and hold as the classic but with less fabric for a skinnier look.
Stretched opening size is approx. 7 inches.
Mini me (kids size)
Great for kids, braids, small ponies and all the fun styles where a smaller scrunchie is needed.
Stretched opening size is approx. 6 inches.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
How to care for your handmade hairbows and handmade scrunchies

Safety Info
Safety Info
As always, for safety reasons, please monitor all babies and children at all times while wearing our products. Hair accessories may contain small parts which may pose a choking hazard. These are hair accessories and should be worn in the hair at all times. They are not to be played with as toys. Do not leave on an unattended child while playing, in a carseat, or sleeping. The customer is responsible for the proper wear and use of our products. Please use with caution and responsibly.
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